Thursday, November 26, 2009

Edward, Jacob, Bella. Well.. Maybe some of you thinking they're gay or whatever. And maybe they are. But, truly, i love vampires whatever the reason! Male vampires of course, haha. Bill Compton, Eric Northman, Godric and friends, Edward Cullen and the gang, and more (just watch movies about vampires). They're cute, sexy, strong, sweet, and i bet they good at.. You know, everyone's stuff.. Start with a S and end with a X. Okay, please censored, cause it's not what i want to talk. Go to the point.

The point is, i just watched New Moon with my girlfriends on cinema today. And one word to describe it is 'speechless'. Well, the actors almost make me masturbate on cinema and i bet you will. Taylor Lautner, Robert Pattinson, who doesn't want to marry them? Fag hag!


So, where are you hiding dear dishing vampires? If you're exist and single, call me!

And girls, still afraid of vampires? No worries, just give your used maxipad when you're on your period. Quite a week in a month to feed them.

Kidding! That's gross.

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